Need one say more? No. But we will anyway…
𝄞 ♬ If they’re Sexy and you know it clap your Hands! 👏
If they’re Sexy and you know it clap your Hands!👏
If they’re Sexy and you know it and you really want to show it
If they’re Sexy and you know it…Send “You Sexy Motherfu*cker* Bear! ♬ 👏 👏
“You Sexy Motherf*cker” Teddy Bear is the perfect gift 🎁 for well… those Sexy Motherf*ckers! Duh. 😏 Those Sexy Motherf*cking romantic Introductions, Those Sexy Motherf*cking Girlfriends, Those Sexy Motherf*cking Boyfriends, Those Sexy Motherf*cking potential Hookups, or Those Sexy Motherf*cking Just Because I want to!
You Motherf*cking get the Idea?! 😜 😉
We can't please everyone, so we hope it's not problematic.
- 15” Teddy Bear (Full Height)
- Extra Soft Plush Curly Fleece Outer Material/Cotton Interior
- “You Sexy Motherf*cker!” Mock Turtleneck Sweater
- Caviar Deluxe Purple Color
You Sexy Motherf*cker! Bear comes with:
Beara Sutra™ Handbook (118 Full Color Illustrations)
- The Naughty Bear Wearable Enamel Pin
- Satin Rose Petals
- Organza Mesh Drawstring Satchel
- The Naughty Bear Collectible Red Box with Zipper Tear Strip Opening**
- “A Naughty Thought Is A Terrible Thing To Waste” Message Tag Card “ to add Sender’s name.
The Beara Sutra™ pocket-sized handbook is a funny, provocative, arousing, and flirtatious, updated version of the 3rd Century A.D. book – Karma Sutra. Showcasing an easy-to-use guide of its most popular sensual positions. With cartoon Bears demonstrating of course.
*The Naughty Bear Box has the logo only, no one knows what’s inside, so it can be sent to anyone, anywhere, without someone knowing from the unopened box what’s inside! So, NSFW (Safe For Work).. sort of.
See The Naughty Bear Unboxing Video! 📹
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Sexy Motherf*cker Bear