The phrase says it all. But yes, yes, we know,that technically, to Lick is to âpass the tongue across the surface of something to taste, moisten, or clean it; and the Tongue itself is a muscular organ in the mouth that assists to manipulate food for mastication, swallowing, and is the primary organ for tasteâ. Great! Now that thatâs doneâŚ
The Lick It Teddy Bear is a declaration of Ownership. Sort of like a grown-up version of the game of Tag (Youâre It!) đ¤. If you are going âDowntownâ, then you must be going somewhere Special. This includes Tossinâ Salad (See, Pages* 70 and 110; and www.urbandictionary.com for a definition).
The Lick It bear is a perfect gift đ for those â2nd Baseâ Introductions, Wish List, Orally fixated, Girlfriends, Boyfriends, Romantic occasions, Tinder Thoughts and Instagram Dreams.
Can we say? Licky Licky, Bo Bicky, Banana Fana Fo Ficky, Fe Fi Fo Ficky⌠Lick Me!đ
PRO TIP #1: While youâre down there, Hummmm The Star-Spangled Banner, slowlyâŚ
PRO TIP #2: Please refer to Pro Tip #1 for Pages*7, 16, 30 & 104. âď¸
We can't please everyone, so we hope it's not problematic, so...
* See, Beara Sutra⢠Booklet
Details
- 15â Teddy Bear (Full Height)
- Extra Soft Plush Curly Fleece Outer Material&Cotton Interior Material
- âIf I Lick It, Itâs MINE!â Mock Turtleneck Sweater
- Caviar Deluxe Purple Color
Lick It Bear comes with:
- Beara Sutra⢠Handbook (118 Full Color Illustrations)
- The Naughty Bear Wearable Enamel Pin
- Satin Rose Petals
- Organza Mesh Drawstring Satchel
- The Naughty Bear Collectible Red Box with Zipper Tear Strip Opening**
- âA Naughty Thought Is A Terrible Thing To Wasteâ Message Tag Card â to add Senderâs name.
The Beara Sutra⢠pocket-sized handbook is a funny, provocative, arousing, and flirtatious, updated version of the 3rd Century A.D. book â Karma Sutra. Showcasing an easy-to-use guide of its most popular sensual positions. With cartoon Bears demonstrating of course!
 *The Naughty Bear Box has the logo only, no one knows whatâs inside, so it can be sent to anyone, anywhere, without someone knowing from the unopened box whatâs inside! So, NSFW (Safe For Work) sort of.
See The Naughty Bear Unboxing Video! đš
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